Damn Guys, . . . .Im Fucked

Yeah I go to Meps tomorrow. . .
And I smoke a blunt last friday. . . .
FUCKED. . .
Ima try this 8 glasses of water shit and put the Dillution method to the GOVERNMENT test. .
Ill let ya know how it goes.

. . . THEY DO DRUG TESTS?!?!

OMG YOU GUYS. . . .i tottally forgot I have to take a drug test when I go in Wednesday for Meps.
Ive smoked alot of weed recently because I forgot I'd have to take another one. I passed the last drug test at my recruiters station by PURE LUCK.
ARE THERE ANY TIPS YOU GUYS CAN GIVE TO HELP
and instructable for the dillution method would be apreciated greatly. . . .
....any tips on the "sure-jell" method??
. . .oh and the creatine and b-12, how much of those should I be taking?!?!?

So its official, Im Going into the Army. . . .

y Yeah its truue I signed up for the  Army. While it all seems fun right now. Im almost 90% percent sure its gonna be WAAY  harder than I expect. People are saying the Army isnt a good idea because "A war is about to start" and " You could die" quite frankly, I dont care. I mean my destiny is already pre-planned and determined there isn't anything I can do to stop whats supposed to happen. If I die, then it was for a noble cause. And if I don't thats even better. 

The job I signed up for is 19D (Cavalry Scout) basically what they do is go in front of the infantry and see where the bad guys are . Now the first thing people usually say is "Omg in front of the Infantry? You're gonna die!!" . . . .This is probably one of the most ignorant things Ive heard about this M. o. s. The MAIN objective of your training/ feild work is REMAIN UNDETECTED, and if the orders are given to engage a high profile target then we attack. So the way I look at it. As long as I'm good at what I do ( being stealthy, not making mistakes, knowing how to react when a situation Does go wrong ) I should be fine. 

  

Oh yeah, this is the gun I'll be shooting. . 

The M4 :) 

Im happy. 

Inspired my Soccer Team . . .

As few of you may not know, I was the captain of my highschool soccer team last year. And when I say we worked out, we worked out. 

We would stretch, run, practice, then run somemore. Now as part of my being Captain Id constantly be trying to find ways to motivate my team. Id always pull the "You can do it" and "Just stop bitchin" and itd work for just that day. The one day, as we were stretching, we had some faggots talking and playing around so I told them we were gonna run 5 miles today, instead of 3. They all IMMEDIATELY started bitchin complaining, sighing. So this fat kid came up to me and was like "Jeramie, you know I have asthma I dont think I can run 5 miles" soo I was like yes you can. "We'll run 3, switch gears and finish the last two" He sighed and walked off in disbeliefe. Now ass we got to the 3rd mile I noticed the fat kid wasnt doing so well. He was like "JERAMIE, . . . I . . .Cant. . . Do . . this, I think im, about to die." Now me being an asshole I replied "Well die then". and continued on my sprint. . .

......Now I guess this made him mad and he finished the last 2 miles out of anguish. Afterwords. before practice let out, The team seemed mad at me. And after a staredown after stretches confirmed this I stood up and asked the team " Whats the problem guys"
... they then exclaimed that " In order to be a good Leader/Motivator i shouldnt say stuff like "Just Die then" " . . . . . . so this is when my Brave-Heart speech begins. . I said.
"Because you all might as well be dead. Seriously guys, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it'll spread into the rest of your life. It'll spread into your work, your morality, your intire being. There are no limits. There are trenches, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A true athlete/man must constantly exceed his own level" 


And I cant tell you guys how much this effected my team. We then went on to win State after that speech.
. . so I guess the whole lesson of the story is. . .

Motivation Works!

Ron Paul for President?! . . . What would change?

Hey guys, tonight Im taking a break from my Marvelous Missadventures of Jeramie, and blogging about a much more important issue. As its not hard to see the economy in America is f*cked up. Im just 18 and I dont really pay taxes on my house, or even income taxes because I dont have a job, but still its  clearly easy to sense the tension in Americas economy. I honestly cant remember the last time I turned on the t.v. to hear good news about our "Growing National Debt". As of Tuesday, May 14th at 10:41 p.m. (eastern time zone) America owes

$54,969,133,741,890.00

that means that just being a u.s. citizen you owe

$176,431.00

Now I dont know about you but I dont have 6 figures to give out my ass to the Chinese government. So whats this mean?? We need a change! And I'm not talking about no "Obama Change" we need a real change. Someone who's gonna make a difference the Average citizen can tell. And who might do that for us? . . .

Yess people this is Ron Paul. What his main idea is to Strengthen our money. Basically we have all these jobs that used to be in america but they moved because the government taxed them too much. He wants to de regulate and bring these jobs back to america therefore building capital and Strengthening our economy.
Obviously, this is too broad of a subject to cover in one blog so I'll follow up once I find out more confirmed information

Kicked Out Pt. 2!!

 

Hello fellow bloggers and whatnot. Well today im just. . .ehh . . . Idk I really just wanna get a job and get my own shit. but its like IMPOSSIBRU without a car/cell phone. . . Idk what to do until college starts. Even then im still not sure where Im gonna stay and what my main source of income is. . God the Marines are just calling my name. . . .

Suhp Guyz I GOT KICKED OUT

Yeah. . . I got kicked out. . . . AND ITS PRETTY SWEET! . . . No srsly guys. My dad came home yesterday all "Son, I am dissapoint" and started ramblin about "All you wanna do is derp with all yer herps" annd "All the Derp in the world couldnt Herp you right nao"

Soo mid of his Herp Derp Lecture I just grabbed my backpack I used last year and started packing my shit. The he was all like "Wut De HAil you think youre doing?!" I was just like ". . . leaving?" sooo he was all " haha you newfag at life get out there and get yo ass trolled, youll be whining to Ob (original Birther) to let you back in in notimes. . . . So I was like "okay im outty" then he's all "Give me your housekey, Cellhphone, and CARKEYS!!" . . now honestly yall i thought about backing out and sucking up to my dad but something yesterday told me to keep going. So I gave him the shit then walked out the door.


....................SHIT, I started thinking about where could I go but I'm foreveralone.jpg because I fuck over all my friends for Profits and lulz (seriously). . . Soo I walked to the river which is about 2 miles away from my house. And I know it may seem gay or watever but MAN that shit was fun. Like I was exploring every creepy warehouse and shit was FUNjpg.  . . . .Then after I got to the river I was like nowwut.jpg :( So I walked to Church because I thought I'd have some oldfriends there but as soon as I walked in I got a BAAAD gut feeling and immediately had to walk out. . . then I saw my ex of 2 yrs and sorta made me feel good. :)

...So after I left church I figured i'd go to my ONLY friends house but there was only 1 problem he lives in Smiths Station, about 5 miles from my house. haha So I figured "hmm it cant be that hard to hitchhike, they do it in the movies All dee time thee :3"  .. . . lets just say NOOONE picks up a stranger and my arm fucking hurts :( . . . .
Soo I got to my friends house and little did I know he was throwing a party! (last night) Soo I got pretty drunk for the first time and it was all good :D . . .  . .
What do you guys think I should do like Lifewise? I got a $5500 student grant coming in when College starts in August. . so what do until then???