SMOKING: how to get away with it.

Hello everyone, today I am here to teach you how to Smoke and Get away with it. Now at first you may say smoke what? And I'm just gonna say its up to you! Smoke plastic, smoke tobacco, smoke imbalming fluid idc. Im just here to show you how to get away with it. 

1. Don't Get Caught In the Act

          I dont care what you say/ do . Getting caught in the act is the NUMBER ONE thing wrong you can do  when trying to get away with smoking. Because for one if they see you do it there is nothing you can say to convince them otherwise. Even if you think you are in the clear, be carefull where youre smoking at and who can see you..

     2.) 

Don't Smell Like Smoke

          This is an obvious one but still, sometimes noobs over look it. After you smoke spray yourselves. I;ve found the $3.99 BluntBlocker you can find at gas stations to be very effective. And it doesnt smell like shit. But still if you dont have the money cologne or Febreeze works. Now for you dumb asses, When you smoke you're nose gets used to the smell of smoke therefore  if you or anyone else you've been smoking with smells your clothes, they're probably not gonna smell it. Same thing as when you get into a cigarette smokers car and you think it stinks but they cant smell it at all. 

    3.) 

DONT BE PARRANOID!!

          Yess its true, DONT be paranoid! It makes you look stupid and usually people arent even looking at you. 

4.) 

Dont Go Home If Youre High

          Yess its easy to notice even though you may think youre acting "Completely Straight" . . .


5.) 

Dont LOOK HIGH!!

          "Once you smoke for a few years, going home high isn't a problem if you have eyedrops. Prior to that, stay away from teachers and family members =3" good advice "

-Byakuya 

Well thats all I can think of for now. . . Post a comment if you think I forgot something and Ill be sure to add it!